Your life is a polka dot

SOUTH PARK was right! Chipotle totally makes you crap blood.

**THose are chilis up there**

Oooh the pain of rejection and Abandonment.

I'm normally a very tough girl. I've had a fairly unique life with it's own ups and mostly downs. Therefore I know how to handle myself in teary situations.

I dunno, something about being rejected and abandoned seriously gets to me.

I had plans to go see Harry Potter with some of my closest friends. And, because I haven't seen them in a while, I was really really looking forward to it (plus the possibility of see Voldie Voldemortis totally got me excited!!). They of course HAD to flake on me because their oh so pressing lives just needed their extreme attention.

okay, fuck you, but still, Im fine. Things like this happen all the time I'm used to it.

Its Alysha's birthday on Saturday, but I'm not really going to be able to see her, so I decided to make a cake for her, Sharon says she's coming over. So I make an exquisite "Molten Chocolate Cake with a Raspberry Glaze served with a Dollop of Whip cream" one of my own creations, and stick a pizza in the oven.
I'm laying out on the pool when Sharon calls me three hours later to tell me that they aren't going to make it. Seriously? Well of course I try to stay cool, the calm and collected person that I am...but that really hurt.

I kinda lost it. Here I was, Abandoned by 4+ people, with a massive Molten Chocolate Cake with a Raspberry Glaze served with a Dollop of Whip cream and a large pizza, feeling utterly heart broken. I guess when your rejected by the people that are closest to you it hurts more. That, and the pain of not being able to see Dumbledore and Voldemort get it on in I-fucking-MAX!!!!
I'm not that tough, especially when it comes to people I love leaving me. Ooooh the issues with rejection, abandonment, commitment, and the list goes on and on and on and...seriously, will the fucking list ever stop!!!????

Sucks. Whatever. Those bitches can rot in hell while I feast on Molten Chocolate Cake with a Raspberry Glaze served with a Dollop of Whip Cream for all I care....I know...eating disorder.

but at least I ate OUTSIDE!!!! buwahahahaha.

here is a sexy pic of VOLDEMORT!


"DUMBLEDORE COMETH!!!!"...can someone draw a penis for him?? He looks hungry!

I WAS BORN IN THE USA!!!

For all you America and American haters out there....This is another reason why we're awesome.

EAT IT SUCKERZ!!!

I almost shit myself looking at it!!

The Bovine Way

I feel like a cow. I feel like a cow that is being fattened for the slaughter. In a few weeks I will be shot and cut up into small slices of beef which will then be put inside your curry.
Anyways, skinny people must be so happy. Everyone seems to think that fat people are happy, but hey! how do you think they go fat in the first place.
Not in my case. In my case, I was born a fatty. Born to forever be a fattened cow.

-The End

Cudley Cookies

I have made about 100,000 cookies in the past two days! Since it was Ang's Birthday...she actually wanted me to make Brownies too! Save me!
The cookies turned out good tho. I ate a million
Oh, we watched a really good movie called American Dreamz (Spelt with a Z) with Hugh Grant, Dennis Quaid, and Many Moore....and this other guy that looks like Keanu...really funny
Anyways, then the next day I made MORE cookies!
Good Lord! too many cookies.