January 31, 2010

Ethan Cunt

Commercials Consist of a Problem!!

My darling Film teach gave me an A++ on the piece of ass I managed to pass off as my commercial. Ithad minimal plot line, barely any artistic asthetic value, and my actors were dreadful. My teacher, the man I would like to adopt as my black father, boosted my self esteem by giving me a 97 on a project that should have been in the 50s. Awesome.

I think I would be an amazing film critic or film historian. I'm a literal film geek. I just get it. It's an art form that I understand. I suppose it comes from my years of experience watching brilliant master pieces like Mission Impossible and Dinotopia.

"Max? Or should I say, Maxine." oh the brilliance of Ethan Cunt. Everyone in that movie has to talk really close together. Such a great screenplay.

Then they just had to ruin it with crap II and III. I hate that. Why would anyone want to destroy beauty and art with sequels!? It's like making a sequel to the Mona Lisa. Davicci would just not stand for it!!

January 18, 2010

When the whole world is moving, and I'm standing still, I think it's time for everyone to just take a nap.

That's my current state of mind. Why doesn't everyone just chill and relax for like 5 minutes, or until everything just goes back to normal.

With a terrible crisis like the one in Haiti, I wonder if any of this really matters!? Even with all the shit that's going on in my life right now, nothing compares to the horror that some are experiencing. I feel guity. While my trivial state of mind is causing me so much worry, what about the thoughts of the families of the people in Haiti?

How could the world be so fucking selfish!!!??? Millions spent on broadcasting the Golden Globes, while across the ocean childen are stuck in the rubble of their ruined lives.

How could I be so fucking selfish!!??