Art

Credits:
(1) Tea-Bo: Mary Jane
(2) Jezabel: Angela
(3) Philip Johnson: Joey
(4) Surf Colorado: Mary Jane
(5) Freaky Pic: Mary Jane

Grammy, Greammy, Greammy!!!

We are franically listening to the 2007 Grammy Awards album. I like a few songs on there. Like JT, which I've always liked even from the time he was in the legendary N'sync
my...favorite and only 'cool' band that I knew of when I was lets say...8 or so. Kay, this is a little embarassing! Those are very intimate details from my personal life. I should write a GN or something about that "From Johnson, with Luuuv~" bwahahahahahah! my next project.
Anyways, about that Grammy CD, it's not bad. Even listening to it right now. Going so far as to recording it on a tape.....for our listening pleasure! nyahahahaha
besides that, I'm going to make an aerobics/ dance video of me. It's going to be called "Hot Moves to Popular Music" it's going to be me and Ang...and Joey dancing to the Grammy CD.
Maybe one day, when I get someone to edit it, I'll put it on Youtube and share it with the world!

CREEPY PEOPLE WITH CAMRAS

God! dont we all HATE HATE HATE them??
yall know who i'm talking about. Thoes creeps who walk around with their giant camras snaping shots of everyone from every angle.
and it gets worse.
Then they become known as some "photographer" just because of their nice looking camra. (ok maybe not all of them)
but still, people with camras are weird os! stay away from them.
unless ofcorse your some picture hungry little 14 year old who is just dying to be in a picture with every person on the planet.
Even then, notice: people talk about thoes picture hungry kids behind their back and say nasty nasty things about their pictures and about them.

I could go on and on about this. Its a touchy subject isnt it?

PICS

you know how people post these boring pics on their blog and write things like "for your veiwing pleasure" or "enjoy!" ?
It cracks me up every time but thats exactly what i'm gonna do.

so now,
for your veiwing pleasure...
or better yet, ENJOY!

From the Picture Gangs of new york; Presenting the stunning lovers of the screan. Camron Diaz and Leonardo Decaprio. Arn't they just the sweetest?!

Dear Bart as Adam and God with all his sex slaves.

This one kid i lived with named Anthony always reminded me of Homer Simpson.

That is not a flattering pic of Jolie. She looks like some kind of junkie.

Now this pic just looks anal in general. Check out the hairs on her right arm. Other than that, claudia is always beautiful.

Imagine her getting paid just to stand there and make that sick face!

I'll continue this again when i'm bored.

Cudley Cookies

I have made about 100,000 cookies in the past two days! Since it was Ang's Birthday...she actually wanted me to make Brownies too! Save me!
The cookies turned out good tho. I ate a million
Oh, we watched a really good movie called American Dreamz (Spelt with a Z) with Hugh Grant, Dennis Quaid, and Many Moore....and this other guy that looks like Keanu...really funny
Anyways, then the next day I made MORE cookies!
Good Lord! too many cookies.

Seventeen.

Look,
I dont mind kids at all. In fact, I love kids.
Except for...you know, the sick kids.
and this is what i mean...
cute kids are cute even when they are bratty. So you cant help but laugh at them when their throwing a fit.
BUT theres thoes ugly kids. REAL ugly kids that you just want to kill when they throw thoes tantrums. Sick little children with boogers snout driping out of their noses. Kids that are 2 years old and cant talk. Kids with mud all over their hands. you get the picture, i'm sure.
Maybe if they were cute they could get away with being a brat, but ugly kids are NOT CUTE!
know what i mean?
I'm not naming any names here but there are quit a few that i've come across during my job as a baby sitter.
I HATE HATE HATE UGLY KIDS ! Kids are suppose to be cute. NOT UGLY!
(I can say this with confidence because every kid in my family was a adorable half japanese half american who could talk at 1 and a half)

It's the same as hot girls and ugly girls. It goes without saying that hot girls have a slight advantige over fugly girls.
so it should also go without saying that cute kids have a slight advantige over ugly kids.

for example,
say a really ugly child and a adorable child were having an argument over a doll. I would automatically take the doll and give it to the better looking kid.

It sounds mean but its true. And every one would do the same.

like this, I'm sure a guy would rather skrew a hot girl over a ugly girl.

see? i'm not being all that mean. Its the truth.

Enough being said,
Angela Baby sitting requirements are as follows.
-must have TV in house.
-must have cute kid.

now thats all i'm asking. really.
actually, i'm retired so never mind.

ok forget it.
to every mother their child is an angel.

-End of lecture from Auntie Angela

p.s. the tile is simbolic for my age.
I've been seventeen since the last 24 hours.

I tap my wand on this miserrable little blogging space and say quietly, "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."

*POOF*

Oh, Diana, Diana, where are't thou? We search for your Heart Of Gold!
This is really making no sense.
So I have decided that it's time for a few pictures.

Forget it, I can't find any. But guess what? my body is a wonderland! nyahahaha!

Guess what?

I'm pregnant!








Juuuuuuuuuusssss Kidddddddiiinnnngggg!

gosh! don't believe me when I say it, cuz it's never true.
No, I just have a hot water bottle stuck to my stomach 24/7
my slight injury! nyahahaha