September 28, 2008

Farting

I thot this was sooo funny. IT"S HILARIOUS!!!!

Will you be watching?

Will you be watching when Paris Hilton looks for a new BFF?? it looks promising




thats Hot!!!

September 27, 2008

car crashes

I hate it how all these alternative bands have to make a music video where they're walking around a car crash and oh!!!! surprise surprise, it so happens, that THEY are the ones that have been in the car crash. oh, i did not see that coming. wow, serious shocker.
REALLY?? Is there nothing remotely original in this world?? honestly, it's pathetic!!


P.S \. to the last post, WHy the fuck is amanda talking about HITLER on her blog?? isn't that illegal or something. and if it isn't, shouldn't it be?

P.S. to this post: I am newly obsessed with THE VERVE...go check them out.

education

i was reading amanda's blog- sadly, i do go there sometimes- and she was saying all this shit about how she hates school and all that, and i just thot to myself "that poor, stupid, girl. she's gunna end up stipping or being a 2 cent hooker." which totally sucks for her.

I mean, you cant do anything without a goddamn education!!!??? people who don't go to college, don't get jobs. and without a good job, you don't get money. and believe it or not, money does buy you happiness. don't believe all those poor fucking dingbats when they tell you that money isnt everything, because it pretty much is.
Without money, you can't really do what you want to do. like,, say you want to be the karate kid, well, money is going to pay for those karate lessons!!! and what about love?? well, say you were invited to a party because you owned Apple, then you met your future husband/wife. see? love.

so that statement : "Money doesn't buy you happiness" is BULL fucking SHITZ!!!!

September 25, 2008

Private Poop

Dad was giving me so much shit about writing bad stuff on my blog. I pretty much told him shut it.. I mean, seriously, he gave me a speech about St. Paul for fucks sake!!!!

September 16, 2008

Jesus Hater

Long post about a dead guy. Disclaimer: Don't read it, if you think I'm stupid!!

Someone mentioned to me today that I was a Jesus hater and I was being very rude and disrespectful for voicing my opinions about the guy in front of them. This person, who didn't really care to mention that they believed in Jesus Christ-their-savior, felt that it was so offensive, shouting was the only way they would get the message across.
This person got mad at me because I had casually joked about Jesus being a stupid carpenter. That got me thinking. I don't generally think of myself as a rude or insensitive person, quite the opposite, I consider myself to be very sensitive and attune to people's feelings. (I know when someone's on their period. it's a gift)
The comments that I drop almost daily, concerning religion are completely accurate in MY opinion. I wouldn't be so passionate about them if they weren't, but to other people, they are like knives in the lower rib cage.
Sure, it was rude and insensitive of me to make those jokes about Jesus, but at the same time, the Jesus Christ I know, and the Jesus Christ they know are two very different people (spirits, dudes, dead guys, etc. ) . This person, who I like very very much and am very good friends with, doesn't realize this. There are many Jesus Christs! lots of them.
Therefore, it was actually very offensive to me for her(yeah, it's a girl) to say that she believed in Jesus being the son of God. I mean, what I heard, and what she said were two different things.
While what she said was "How can you say that about Jesus when I believe in him" what I heard was: "I believe in this guy that is dead and now that he's an 'un-dead' he wants to fuck you in the ass and have little demon babies with you, and while whispering detailed descriptions of fucking into your ear is a complete fuck face ."
WTF? I knew I couldn't say that to her, so I just agreed.
It hurt me that she said that. I kinda ignored her for the rest of the day. In my mind I was wondering why the hell she wanted all that for herself? and Why would anyone else in the world ever want that. how could they "love" that Undead sex predator?

I guess I am a Jesus Hater. But the Jesus I hate, and the one you love are different. Got it?

P.S. I don't discriminate against any religion.

September 15, 2008

band names

if you were to make a band, no matter what genre of music, what would your band name be and why.

I think Id want to name my band something original, but not to hard to say. like Deep High. hahahahaah never. maybe also something cool and classic.something that's totally awesome.

September 14, 2008

Daniel Powter

This is the direct result of premature balding.... HATS!!!!

Wake up Donnie...

Heres a cute little drawing I did the other day.

Football Love~



Damnit! I need photoshop so I can fix up all my damn pix and make them all cool looking! without that they just look like shit.

September 6, 2008

#1 Best music Video including a Disney Star!!



Corbin Bleu...you gotta love it

September 2, 2008

El Pollo Loco

So anyways, school started again. September 2nd, 2008. first day of the school year.
I'm super excited for this year. I have tons of academics that I have to do but I'm sure that this time around I will have a better time studying and shit. I doubt I'll be that great at everything, but who cares?? I'll be doing my best.
I'm super excited about starting up in the Drama class. I think that I'd be uber good at acting. Plus, one of the teachers, Mr. Buchart or another, is kinda sexy. In that older, sruffy looking nerf herder/professor, wears a pink tie sort of way. Yeah, that'll be cool. Hopefully, everyone will be seeing me in out Musical (God forbid) or in the fall play next year.
I'm awesome.

Also, I'm finally starting to grab my problems by the balls. if you have any questions regarding these deep and mysterious problems, and how I overcome them, email me.
SPOILER ALERT: It's not thru prayer and meditation!

that's all,

Hope everyone enjoys the new school year.
Ciao bellas,
xoxo, MJ