Happy New Year!!!

2009 was pretty sweet. Sure it had it's ups and downs but overall a good year. Went by so fast. Except for those days when I had to sit in Economics for 2 hours, the year went by like lightening.

2010 is going to be interesting. Full of changes but we' ll seee what happens.

Happy New Year everyone.

May this decade be brighter than the next.

Peace!

-MaryJane

ItBark

I am panicking.

Move on the 15th and I dont know where im going.

curious...very curious.

Chickenlover F*cker

Just some random funny shit.

My life is literally disappearing around me.

The home that I've lived in for the past 2 years is disappearing. Everything in the bathroom is gone, and in the kitchen. I am slowly panicking on the inside.

This is fucking scary.

Im tring to relax but everything around me is disappearing.

Merry Christmas everyone and I hope we can bring in the new year/ new decade with higher hopes for the future. I don't know about everyone else but next year is going to be huge for me. I'm gunna start college and I'll be making my way towards adulthood...whatever the fuck that means.

Happy times for everyone.

And good luck for next year.

Damn YOUS!

Enemy of the goat

I was wondering how merpeople have sex. Guess what? They don't.
They do it like fish. The female lays the eggs and then the male fertilizes them.
That...or a giant fish just rapes a human or the other way around. Most likely some kinky ass fish-rape is going on.
Damn. That must hurt.

My goal.

my dream body

Shit monitor

A lot of shit going on right now, so I'm trying to focus on something else. I suppose weigt loss for the cruise in July. I need to have a spectacular bikini bod by that time. And If I don't start now I will be the fat American on he cruise. So now I gotta shape up.

Get your head in the game. !!

Miz Apple

Music helps me to forget my problems.

Fiona Apple is my god right now. I love anything and everything shes ever recorded and refuse to listen to anything that is not of the Apple.



beautiful junkiez.

Execution of Smurfette...

American goverment is killing mr rite not. The second I think I know something I take a test and fail it. Never failed a test that wasn't math related. Oh shit. Fucking shit.

So there's nothing really going on rite now except work and school. I'm trying to make as many blog posts as I possibly can before the end of the year. Expect minleas gibbering a and lots of YouTube vids. I'm trying to get to 400 posts. I'm at 361 now. 39 to go.

Just to tell you, Im SMURFETTE!!!


Shamalakadingdong!!??

the CSH--the new anthem

THis is what we call the CSH- Jesus never gave front hugs! he gave side hugs!

Xmas Wishes

Christmas is the best holiday of the year. Everyone can relate to christmas because its just there. It doesnt matter what religion you are, its the end of the year and you have to celebrate~

its a sad and happy time...


Happy Holidays~

Possum Suicides

Donated blood at the bi- annual blood drive at school today. I almost passed out... Ehehehe. It felt good to know that I could probably have saved a life with my pint and a half of blood.

Thats all.

ALYSHA darling

Now introducing the soon to be Disney pop princess diva/cash cow:

ALYSHA JOHNSON!!!!!

no, seriously. she's amazing....:D



VOTE ALYSHA JOHNSON FOR AMERICAN IDOL IN 2015!!!!!

Dear Mr. Mole,

**Click for Epic Beauty**

Dear Mr. President's MOLE/ GROWTH,

You are very intriguing. I wish to study you. If I were to ever meet you, I would compare you to my special friend, Mr. MaryJane's Mole on her forehead. You two could talk and be BFFs. Then, I would try to keep you safe from Angela because she would take a pair of scissors and try to steal you for herself. Nasty little thiefs!!

I have composed a sonnet in in your honor;

Mr. Mole, Mr. Mole
You are so fine
You sit on the behind
of my President's nose.
As sweet as a rose.
Even if you are sending more troops into Afghanistan,
At least you dont listen to the Pan
the goat man (Dick Cheney)
AND I can get affordable health care now.
wow.
...I should get tested.

---by MaryJane Johnson