Its sometimes depressing to see everything I don't like about myself.
(fat neck, double chin, small boobs, flat nose, squinty eyes, big cheeks, etc. etc.)
Then I look at Sharon and how pretty she is
GGGGGAAAAAA!!!!
Why weren't the genes distributed evenly? Why would one sister be extremely gorgeous and the others....well the others be less than mediocre!!!??? Damn stem cells. This is all your fault. If only you have been made into pretty cells during differentiation, I would be a beautiful princess. I hate you stem cells. You cant even do good things like growing organs in a petri dish. The only good you serve is taking the skin from my ass and putting it on my face. How could you not have simply thought of just becoming pretty cells?
A pox on you and your family.
Another reason why life's not fair.
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great. think how i feel. i have to look at you and sharon
oh please. forget about me. check out sharon. shes like fit.
I believe I'm on the shallow side of the dream pool...
Wear your eyebrows thick, not necessarily dark, wear your hair very high at the crown and around the frame of the face..think southern weather girl...do not be afraid of teasing; and of course cover the sides. Dont wear dark eyeshadow. Dont rim the eye. Avoid blush, contoring is for drag queens or for very dark nights. Most bitterly but most importantly, keep your face thin! Massage your face vigorously to shrink the jaw and cheeks, not sure if this works but its worth a shot. Get your teeth capped, they appear short. Dont color your hair all over, your base color is light enough. Get beige or honey highlights. Never too yellow and never ever orange. The shade must be cool not warm. Above all, do not despair, there are procedures, surgical as they may be, to shave off bone and remove excess fat from the face...Until then, dont trip. The gods are seldom just and never fair. If a dominant and recessive breed, the dominant gene wins three times out of four. Which by your family, as you stated, seems to be the case.
sounds almost like Julia. hahahaha.
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