She also doesn't believe me when I tell her I've been performing on stage (although to the greatest of my embarrassment) since i was like 4 years old.
Shes starring in a production of the Music Man. I'm trying to help her get the part of Professor Harold Hill because having the role of a man on stage is one of the most rewarding parts of being a performer. Its about the complete and ultimate performance.
I should know this because I've never got to be a woman in anything that I've ever done (MELINDA AND KAREN!! VENGEANCE SHALL BE MINE YOU TINY LITTLE GIRLS!!! JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE SMALLER THAN ME YOU GOT TO BE THE PRINCESS OR THE VIRGIN MARY, WELL GUESS WHAT? fuck it, you guys didnt get any lines! so there! put that in your juice box and suck on it!)
Instead, the roles of KNIGHT, JOSEPH, and BLIND BOY have gone into my resume, oh, not to mention the spectacular voice over work that I've done as JULIAN (or pubescent chibi-lover) and I am happy to say, I actually got lines!!!
So even though Alysha wants to be Madame Librarian, I have to keep reminding her that Marian only gets a few lines...and like one Beatles song. No, Harold Hill is the name to go with.
I shall now go into a corner and try to forget the deadfull dancing outfits that we spent hours looking for in Shibuya (hem hem, thanks to a certain someone...and MELINDA!!! WHy DID YOU KEEP STEPPING ON HER SHOES!!!) I shall try to right the wrongs of my childhood-pink frills and camel toe granny pants, with sparkling black "angel" wing shirts that were too small and did nothing to boost my already beaten down self esteem while dancing next to vesna and MELINDA!!!) grrr... thanks Amanda for sharing in similar body types (even though you had bigger knockers) . I never would have made it without you. sob, sob,
Summer really is turning me into a crazy person! teehee. :D MELINDA! I have a score to settle with you!
you better work!
we were fat and proud, and we didnt even need TYRA! those were the days.
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hahahahahahah oh my gosh. this was so funny.
and when they ask me to comment about the THS of your life, i'll be like "and she was always picking the roles with more lines even though they wernt as significant."
hahahahaha! THS of MaryJane Johnson! you have to be like "she always wanted to be in the spotlight even with un-glamorous roles"
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