January 31, 2010

Ethan Cunt

Commercials Consist of a Problem!!

My darling Film teach gave me an A++ on the piece of ass I managed to pass off as my commercial. Ithad minimal plot line, barely any artistic asthetic value, and my actors were dreadful. My teacher, the man I would like to adopt as my black father, boosted my self esteem by giving me a 97 on a project that should have been in the 50s. Awesome.

I think I would be an amazing film critic or film historian. I'm a literal film geek. I just get it. It's an art form that I understand. I suppose it comes from my years of experience watching brilliant master pieces like Mission Impossible and Dinotopia.

"Max? Or should I say, Maxine." oh the brilliance of Ethan Cunt. Everyone in that movie has to talk really close together. Such a great screenplay.

Then they just had to ruin it with crap II and III. I hate that. Why would anyone want to destroy beauty and art with sequels!? It's like making a sequel to the Mona Lisa. Davicci would just not stand for it!!

7 comments:

ang said...

its like when stewie took over the world and outlawed all disney sequels that didnt premeire in a movie theater. I was like RIGHT ON!

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