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Dear Mr. President's MOLE/ GROWTH,
You are very intriguing. I wish to study you. If I were to ever meet you, I would compare you to my special friend, Mr. MaryJane's Mole on her forehead. You two could talk and be BFFs. Then, I would try to keep you safe from Angela because she would take a pair of scissors and try to steal you for herself. Nasty little thiefs!!
I have composed a sonnet in in your honor;
Mr. Mole, Mr. Mole
You are so fine
You sit on the behind
of my President's nose.
As sweet as a rose.
Even if you are sending more troops into Afghanistan,
At least you dont listen to the Pan
the goat man (Dick Cheney)
AND I can get affordable health care now.
wow.
...I should get tested.
---by MaryJane Johnson
5 comments:
hahahaha that was sooo good. i love my president because we have a very bonding mole connection. And i would very much like afordable health care to remove some of my moles..
no! cut them off with scissors!!!
brilliant poem, no?
I am not a fan of that uber douche. No not one bit. The left has chosen a entertainer for a president. They laugh and clap and give him peace prices now, but in seven years they will not be laughing......
Palin 2012 and 2016!
He doesnt listen to the pan but he does listen to the pug, his wife Michelle and that molestation obsessed ape oprah winfrey...
The internet is the master computer that over them will reign and I am completely logging off before 2012
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