I have it under strictest confidence that Google is reading all of my emails. They know exactly when, where, and why I will be meeting Ethan Hunt later today for a secret rondevous...concerning Angela's barbie dolls. Why?? because I wrote an emai through gmail.
I noticed this today, and I might be the last to figure it out, but on the side bar to the right, there were these advertisements advertising exactly what I was saying in my email!!!!
and so, I have come to the realization that Google is watching me. They even have satellites pointed at me in space. yikes.
But at the same time, how is it that they cant find certain individuals? such as Osama Bin Ladin? Can't google just use its awesome power rangers power to find that guy? STEVE JOBS TO THE RESCUE!!!
3 comments:
google is so antichrist. Like, before you could only get a gmail if u had a special VIP invite. Like how corprate is that? God i'm really getting into this whole thing
I know your too into it. and its all rubbing off on me and I see the antichrist everywhere!!!
You need to careful about what you say on the internet. Believe me that lovable Big Brother is watching. He thinks hes doing the right thing. Kinda reminds me of a certain individual I know....
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