August 18, 2008

Mistakes

Everyone knows that I was a mistake baby. I mean, who isn't..but still. Me, more so than you.
I was suppose to be a guy. I know that I would have made a kickk AsS dude. I would probably have been fairly good looking too...

This is ME + David Beckham with an f***ing turban,.
likes144.jpg and David Beckham -
Even tho this is totally sexist, girls are just really NOT cool. There is really nothing that is cool about chics.
Whose ever heard of a girl rockstar??? or even just a girl singer/song writer?? They are complete crap!!!! I'm sorry, but unless you want to be Celine, Britney, or Sarah Mclachlan, to name a few, there's nothing for you to be.
Remember this: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THE FEMALE VERSION OF MICK JAGGAR!!!

thats just totally aweful. I'm afraid I will have to undergo surgery if I want to truely live my dreams.
So don't ever ask me what I want to do with my life.

Shanti~

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Avril is like the closest girl to match up with the rockstars. and even she is pretty damn far.

wow mari, you would have made one handsome little boy but i'm so glad your a girl.

as the story goes, Mom really wanted another baby girl so that I would have someone to play with. and her whish came true. So your not a mistake afterall.
*grin*

Anonymous said...

you know...I'm beginning to doubt a lot of mom and dad's stories. I would have been a better guy, admit it!!! I even smell like one!. ew

Phoenixkidd said...

uhh honey have you heard of Joan Jett? Stevie Nix or the all important Madonna or the staying power of Cher? don't degrade the female nebula that way!