The End of An Age

And so my friends, the End of an Age is upon us. You heard me correctly, the WareWolf age is now coming to a close.
It is the dawning of a new century(age). Instead of being warewolves, we will be 'Hairless-Wonders' The time of evolving is upon us. We must strive to be higher humans.
We must now say a fond farewell to our old brothers (The WareWolves) and greet our new companions (The Hairless-Wonders)
We will take up our cross, and walk to the 100 yen store, on a 100 yen push
Get a Razor and shave our God Damn Bush!

Jesus Speaking:

It is the day and age for change. the old ways that you were used to will now be too old to put into practice. It is the Era of Shavenness.

Take up this new weapon that I have placed in your hands. The Weapon of Razor Shave. This will help you to shave the parts of your body that will make you presentable to boyz.....

End of Message from Jesus

All that to say, no more warewolfyness.
Off to the 100 yen store we go!

Let us shave with patience the legs that are set before us.
The Book of MaryJane 12:14

Delight yourselves with clear, smooth, hairless legs.
The Book of MaryJane 3:47

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