June 14, 2007

pimple face!

arg! the boys here are lucky bastards okay?! THEY have perfect japanese skin that never gets pimples, black heads or anything.
so i come along with my gaijin skin and all my special face soaps that i invested in, and they give me this talk how its good to be natural and just wash your face with water blah blah.
Me, being an idiot followed their advice. (i mean, it is alot easier to wash my face with only water. that way i wont have to bring down 10 hundred bottles of different face wash each time i go to take a shower.)
anyways....in two days, my face has gone from pimples to pimples pimples pimples pimples (times 100)
i:m not kidding, yo!
And when i went to complaine to these perfect skin japos, they asked "and whos fault is that?"
omg! as if it were mine?? arg!! I am mad now! There will be much suffering in gilder tonight!

2 comments:

Skunk said...

Hmmm... never listen to a Japo...

Anonymous said...

Little tip:
Next time you get a pimple rub it with a fresh slice of garlic a few times a day. It'll disappear in a day or two. It's cheap. It leaves no scar. I tried this for my oily mediterranean skin. It works!