Dating bullshit.

**I love Jeggings*

Why are there specific rules to abide by when you're dating? Its like you have to put on this persona when you're dating because what? You're scared whoever this loser is might see who you really are? And by you, of course I mean me, and by loser I mean...loser.

Whatevs. I'm not going to pretend to be this perfect girl, who ever that may be. I'm not going to laugh at your jokes if they're not funny, I'm not going eat a salad if I'm hungry for tacos, I'm not going have a diet soda when what I want is a beer, and I'm definitely not PRETENDING to be hard to get.

Its not a game.

I'm not a Stepford wife or a sorority girl (I told this sorority girl I was pagan and she said, "Don't you miss eating meat?" Pagan honey, not vegan.) I'm crass,I'm weird, I have a fucked up sense of humor, and I dress like an out-of-towner.

I wish I could say I was the bitch with the skinny legs. I'm not.

Anyways, this is all sounding very egotistical and critical. I'm going to go focus on my breathing while thinking about unicorns and waterlilies. Ta.

prom.

Never thought the day would come when I would be able to go to my very own senior prom.

Well, people. That day is tomorrow.

I know its cliche, but I'm super excited. I got a dress (a red one), shoes (sparkling ones), and we're all riding in a LIMO to the SHeraton hotel!!!

Please pray that I don't bust out any Josey Grossey bullshit, or go Carrie on everyones asses, or a She's All That or 10 Things I Hate About You. Or whatever other high school prom nightmares from the 90s.

Its gunna be fun!

Done...

I'm over it... It was just too easy!

I got what I wanted and because it was so easy I'm over it.

When I look at him I don't see him the way I used to. All I see now is someone I deeply love as a friend. I know of instances where it works the other way. Friend to something moRe. For me its friend to something more and back to friend. I think our friendship is stronger now...

Anyways, enough about that.

PROMMMMM!!! So ya I'm such a loser that I can't even find a goddamn date. Actually I can, I'm just too goddamn independent. I'm gunna cruise solo or go with my lesbian girl friend. :)

Dear Mr. Mole,

**Click for Epic Beauty**

Dear Mr. President's MOLE/ GROWTH,

You are very intriguing. I wish to study you. If I were to ever meet you, I would compare you to my special friend, Mr. MaryJane's Mole on her forehead. You two could talk and be BFFs. Then, I would try to keep you safe from Angela because she would take a pair of scissors and try to steal you for herself. Nasty little thiefs!!

I have composed a sonnet in in your honor;

Mr. Mole, Mr. Mole
You are so fine
You sit on the behind
of my President's nose.
As sweet as a rose.
Even if you are sending more troops into Afghanistan,
At least you dont listen to the Pan
the goat man (Dick Cheney)
AND I can get affordable health care now.
wow.
...I should get tested.

---by MaryJane Johnson

male models

Wow....male models. there's so much to say about them.

Whenever I go to the Grove, I visit Abercrombie and Fitch (That's like this cute little clothes store for those of you who dont know) . They always have these topless hot male models!!!

I go there just for them.

The place is so gay tho. ah, well. Those guys are damn hot!

They;re alot better looking than the monkey man. seriously.