Dear Mr. Mole,

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Dear Mr. President's MOLE/ GROWTH,

You are very intriguing. I wish to study you. If I were to ever meet you, I would compare you to my special friend, Mr. MaryJane's Mole on her forehead. You two could talk and be BFFs. Then, I would try to keep you safe from Angela because she would take a pair of scissors and try to steal you for herself. Nasty little thiefs!!

I have composed a sonnet in in your honor;

Mr. Mole, Mr. Mole
You are so fine
You sit on the behind
of my President's nose.
As sweet as a rose.
Even if you are sending more troops into Afghanistan,
At least you dont listen to the Pan
the goat man (Dick Cheney)
AND I can get affordable health care now.
wow.
...I should get tested.

---by MaryJane Johnson

Gas prices vs. Coffee pricess

Why are people freaking out over gas prices!? What is it, like 4.99 a gallon?

I think that people should be freaking out over the Starbucks coffee prices. Have you see how much it costs? $5.00 for a cup of coffee. How much do you think it costs a gallon?

And I know what your going to say "But we need oil for fuel" well! we need coffee to fuel our bodies! Even though we need petroleum to produce plastics and what not, with out the coffee keeping everyone alert, there wouldn't even be any of those products!

So stop moaning and groaning about gas prices. I bet you spend more money on coffee a week than you do on gas. Its just the politicians way of getting you to vote for them. They get you to get stomach ulcers from freaking out over oil, then when your not looking they make you invade iraq and afganistan for "oil"

cheers!

My Flawed Japan...*sigh*

Why didn't any of the teachers at Go-sho and many other schools disagree with us performing for the students? Our entire show was preaching! Doesn't Japan have some Constitutional thing separating Church and State in some way? I know for a fact that they do. How could those teachers, and even those students not be disturbed by the stories of Jesus and the "true meaning of Christmas" and all that bullshit???
Mary had some kind of English teaching gig at our school, which means she must have been getting payed by governmental money from the schools budget. Yet there she was, preaching away to helpless little Japanese kids. How could HORIKOSHI sensei stand for such non sense.
I remember dancing one christmas and creepy Ishii kochousensei with the creepy grin was standing right there through the whole 50 minutes class where we did chi-bi chan, and Mary did a whole preachy bit. How could that not have felt wrong to his conservative mind??
I know that if any hired teacher did that at my school I would have no shame in ripping them another asshole. I would be very disturbed if I were a parent and my tax payer's money was being funneled into some person (without a sufficient education...a high school drop out, very likely an illegal immigrant, and didn't even have the proper credentials to teach children) who would then bring her uneducated children to preach some bullshit religion.
I can't even imagine WHY any school system would allow that? even in the slightly reformed Tokyo.
At the time I would never have thought about such a thing, and I haven't in years...but then all of a sudden I realized how uncomfortable it must have been for all those teachers to stand by and watch as my own father, other questionable participants, and I beat down their entire nations constitutional rules.
I am partially amazed at our own stupidity, and the stupidity of the teachers, but mostly I'm amazed at the Japanese society and traditions that demands that their citizens not react in any way to a disturbance. Their own systems tells them to politely stand by and watch as foreigners attempt to convert the children.
Such a shame...

Yes We Can

I was watching Obama's acceptance speech this morning. He's great and all, but the people that compare him to Martin Luther King jr.I don't know what's up with them.

I''m glad that I've been here for this awesome Presidential election. aren't you?
I"M SOOO GLAD ITS OVER!!! i am so sick of all those stupid as vote adds. i'm so sick and tired of people telling me to vote. seriously?? I'm like, shut the fuck up, it's over!!!!!
WOPEEEEEE!!!

all that to say, God Bless America the Brave

oh, thank God no one makes speeches like that at the Acedemy awards.
Oprah must be happy.