Asshole

Ok, this is kinda old but it doesnt matter.

A couple weeks ago, Josh Duhamal aka Fergie's bitch, came to our school and spoke in the auditorium to
"Raise awareness for Haiti"
Ok, sounds like a noble cause, however, the cheeky bastard just came to promote his new movie that was opening in theaters everywhere that Friday.
Im sorry, but that is an example of a fucking asshole. it made me so fucking mad. I sat there and listened to him go on about how he thought we needed to do all we could to donate to Haiti relief. "Oh yeah, and I have a movie coming out this Friday."
What a fucking douche. Thats just so cheap. Hiding behind the cover of "helping" people when all you wanna do is help yourself.

Go fuck yourself, Josh Duhamel. Thanks for being such a fucking asshole.

Ethan Cunt

Commercials Consist of a Problem!!

My darling Film teach gave me an A++ on the piece of ass I managed to pass off as my commercial. Ithad minimal plot line, barely any artistic asthetic value, and my actors were dreadful. My teacher, the man I would like to adopt as my black father, boosted my self esteem by giving me a 97 on a project that should have been in the 50s. Awesome.

I think I would be an amazing film critic or film historian. I'm a literal film geek. I just get it. It's an art form that I understand. I suppose it comes from my years of experience watching brilliant master pieces like Mission Impossible and Dinotopia.

"Max? Or should I say, Maxine." oh the brilliance of Ethan Cunt. Everyone in that movie has to talk really close together. Such a great screenplay.

Then they just had to ruin it with crap II and III. I hate that. Why would anyone want to destroy beauty and art with sequels!? It's like making a sequel to the Mona Lisa. Davicci would just not stand for it!!

When the whole world is moving, and I'm standing still, I think it's time for everyone to just take a nap.

That's my current state of mind. Why doesn't everyone just chill and relax for like 5 minutes, or until everything just goes back to normal.

With a terrible crisis like the one in Haiti, I wonder if any of this really matters!? Even with all the shit that's going on in my life right now, nothing compares to the horror that some are experiencing. I feel guity. While my trivial state of mind is causing me so much worry, what about the thoughts of the families of the people in Haiti?

How could the world be so fucking selfish!!!??? Millions spent on broadcasting the Golden Globes, while across the ocean childen are stuck in the rubble of their ruined lives.

How could I be so fucking selfish!!??

Happy New Year!!!

2009 was pretty sweet. Sure it had it's ups and downs but overall a good year. Went by so fast. Except for those days when I had to sit in Economics for 2 hours, the year went by like lightening.

2010 is going to be interesting. Full of changes but we' ll seee what happens.

Happy New Year everyone.

May this decade be brighter than the next.

Peace!

-MaryJane

ItBark

I am panicking.

Move on the 15th and I dont know where im going.

curious...very curious.

Chickenlover F*cker

Just some random funny shit.

My life is literally disappearing around me.

The home that I've lived in for the past 2 years is disappearing. Everything in the bathroom is gone, and in the kitchen. I am slowly panicking on the inside.

This is fucking scary.

Im tring to relax but everything around me is disappearing.

Merry Christmas everyone and I hope we can bring in the new year/ new decade with higher hopes for the future. I don't know about everyone else but next year is going to be huge for me. I'm gunna start college and I'll be making my way towards adulthood...whatever the fuck that means.

Happy times for everyone.

And good luck for next year.

Damn YOUS!

Enemy of the goat

I was wondering how merpeople have sex. Guess what? They don't.
They do it like fish. The female lays the eggs and then the male fertilizes them.
That...or a giant fish just rapes a human or the other way around. Most likely some kinky ass fish-rape is going on.
Damn. That must hurt.