March 11, 2008

The Bovine Way

I feel like a cow. I feel like a cow that is being fattened for the slaughter. In a few weeks I will be shot and cut up into small slices of beef which will then be put inside your curry.
Anyways, skinny people must be so happy. Everyone seems to think that fat people are happy, but hey! how do you think they go fat in the first place.
Not in my case. In my case, I was born a fatty. Born to forever be a fattened cow.

-The End

February 22, 2008

Sexies

Anyways, I hardly have anything to say these days.
So I'm just going to post really sexy pictures every now and then.
Like this one.


I just want it to go a little lower.....

February 18, 2008

Maigo...

To all my fellow Lost Geeks out there;

SEASON 4 ROCKS!!!!!

February 7, 2008

Let it NOT snow....please?

I've never been a great fan of God, but desparate times call for desparate measures, even if it does mean making human sacrifices to a spagehtti monster!

I HATE SNOW!!!!!!!!
I gotta tell you, I used to love it. I can't believe it myself but I actually used to go out in the snow and make ice forts with my bare hands. yeah, that was like 2 years ago. BTW, we made those huge forts in our neighbor's driveway, and they never melted so our neighbors got really pissed.
All that to say, I hate snow.
Last year, not one flake fell and I was relativly happy, but this year? goddamnit, it's snowed nearly 3 times, heavily at that. And people everwhere are telling me that it's going to snow over the weekend.
I go to school in a skirt.....a short one!
I had English teaching today...yeah...I froze.

So God, if your real-excuse me for using the cliche- don't let it snow tomorrow the day after or for the rest of eternity if you dont mind.
I'll even honor you with a human sacrifice, wait while I try and capture joey or Ang......

that's settled.

January 22, 2008

MaryJane + Heath Ledger

and now, the epic love story between me and Heath Ledger has come to a tragic end. I weep as I write this.
I've loved this guy forever and now...he's dead?? Gone, gone from our mortal world!MY HEATH LEDGER!!!!!!
I came home from school, all happy because it's snowing outside, and then...Ang is crying, at first I didn't believe it.
MY heart is officially broken. This is almost as tragic as when John Lennon was shot, even tho I wasn't there.

Moment of silence

so just incase some of you are like "whatever, he wasn't even hot!", let me just tell you that he didn't only have a beautiful face he was the best actor of the century! he was sooooo deep. he always had these intense roles and that's what I'll remember about my man.
Oh my god! I don't believe it. my favorite junkie! I'm gunna have to watch all of his movies now.
ta, going off to tsutaya to borrow them.

Here's a pretty picture of my late love and if you want more, check out my last post.

he's not there

January 9, 2008

UnGodly PORN!!!!!



Look at this sexy sexy man!

December 31, 2007

For Ang

Easy Breezy Beautiful!

New Years Eve:
Okay, so my new years resolution is to start blogging again...I have no idea where that came from, maybe I was just bored.
So it's New Years Eve, and I have no one to party with. I'm sitting at the computer listening to...Good Charlotte (Their just playing on the radio, don't worry, I never listen to those fags) very sad. New Years is not meant to be spent with family members.
song changes, chris Brown. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss...etc, etc,
So all that to say, have a great new years, all of you whoever you are. I'm back for good!



that's Kanye West,just incase you didn't know. ^

September 25, 2007

Hate Me

This is a really good song. You'll have to hear it to actually like it.
Anyways, it's my new theme song for life. It reminds me of alot of things....


Hate Me-Blue October

I have to block out thoughts of you so I don’t lose my head
They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed
Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I’m alone
Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home
There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain
An ounce of peace is all I want for you
Will you never call again?
And will you never say that you love me just to put it in my face?
And will you never try to reach me?
It is I that wanted space

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you
I’m sober now for 3 whole months
It’s one accomplishment that you helped me with
The one thing that always tore us apart is the one thing I won’t touch again
In a sick way I want to thank you for holding my head up late at night
While I was busy waging wars on myself, you were trying to stop the fight
You never doubted my warped opinions on things like suicidal hate
You made me compliment myself when it was way too hard to take
So I’ll drive so fucking far away that I never cross your mind
And do whatever it takes in your heart to leave me behind

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you
Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you

And with a sad heart I say bye to you and wave
Kicking shadows on the street for every mistake that I had made
And like a baby boy I never was a man
Until I saw your blue eyes crying and I held your face in my hand
And then I fell down yelling “make it go away!”
Just make a smile come back and shine just like it used to be
And then she whispered “How can you do this to me?”

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you
Hate me in waysYeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you

Still Here


God, I haven't posted on this blog for eons! I guess I just thot my life got very boring. Also, I had other stupid stuff to do so yeah, now I'm back.

I'll try and post here whenever I can...but nothing really new ever happens here so I might not post alot.

Savvy?

-Mari
This is kinda hot.